"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.