shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

(via im-actually-british)

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

(via unapologetically-aly)

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

(via unapologetically-aly)

yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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(Source: mdpx, via one-hundred-stars)

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

(Source: joilieder, via im-actually-british)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via unapologetically-aly)

(Source: patheticjunkies, via diomedeia)

killer-clone-club:

cloneinstitute:

Orphan Black: the only show on Television where the main actress has kissed the majority of the cast.

Orphan Black: The only show where the main actress is majority of the cast.

(via one-hundred-stars)

signaltheriflemen:

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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I don’t care what you think I think this joke is funny and people getting mad about it is even funnier.

(via one-hundred-stars)